(via imgTumble)Yes. I am a gentleman. I hold the door for ladies. I pull out the chair at the dinner table. I buy flowers and take her to shows. And when I’ve had a good meal I wipe my mouth and give the appropriate compliment.
“That was simply delicious. One of the most exquisite things I have had the pleasure of eating in my entire life. I might just have to go for seconds, just because I can see there’s more left. Please pass me the cranberry sauce. This gentleman has not quite satisfied his appetite.”
(Source: zombieslaughter, via contradictarycomplimentary)